Good Advice From Kids

[Samray]

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." -Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." -Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." -Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." -Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." -Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac." - Andrew, age 9

[Gio]

Never trust smart kids with grown up answers

[D-Rider]

[Firestarter]

Sent this round the office, everyone was giggling

[Samray]

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." -Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." -Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." -Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone." -Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat." -Eileen, age 8

[kneescratch]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by
kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up
who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you
know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to
be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should
use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if
you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys don't have
brains?)


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better
myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule?)


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even
if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10 (The boy already understands)

[Samray]

[Goldie]

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

Absolutely priceless.