It was an easy mistake..

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#1 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:10 pm

Picture this.

Cut up (dice) 1 Butternut squash, 1 medium onion. Make up 3/4 of a pint of chicken broth (chicken oxo cubes x 2) and shove in a saucepan. Add fresh cut basil and a big pinch of salt and black pepper. Leave to simmer on a medium heat for 10 minutes.

Forget youre cooking it, walk in the kitchen at the 10 minute point and start imagine your daughter is secretly smoking Hash from the smell in the kitchen.

Then realise shortly afterwards the smell is your cooking..

Then eat humble pie...

Well ive got a cold!!!?

It was an easy mistake...

back_marker · #2 Post by **back_marker** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:09 pm

Cue much storming out and slamming of doors I'm guessing

#3 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:14 pm

Not quite that bad...

honest!!

Gio · #4 Post by **Gio** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:15 pm

What the hell happened to the proper stock?

Ferkin' oxo cubes

, the least you should be using is Knorr Bouillon

#5 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:16 pm

It was all I had to hand

Gio · #6 Post by **Gio** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:23 pm

Kwackerz wrote:It was all I had to hand

I bet they were hiding in your fatigues

Samray · #7 Post by **Samray** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:36 pm

Did the squash taste any better than the humble pie?

#8 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:37 pm

Yes actually. Very good. Even with inferior stock..

Aladinsaneuk · #9 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:38 pm

amazing just how many law abiding people recognise the smell of hashish.....

#10 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:39 pm

With my civi mates, it's hard not to know the smell.

Gio · #11 Post by **Gio** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:32 pm

One of my B-i-L reeks of hash.

Plod must be a bit dumb.

BikerGran · #12 Post by **BikerGran** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:10 pm

I'll have to try making that soup cos I love the smell of hash, but would rather have a glass of wine than a smoke (make that another glass....)

#13 Post by **Kwackerz** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:19 pm

Dont forget you'll need to have a cold... I'd hate for you to make said soup and not get the desired effect.

I suppose you could substitute the basil for something else.

BikerGran · #14 Post by **BikerGran** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:25 pm

I'm told that for pain relief herbs work better cooked than smoked.