A bit rude, but funny nonetheless

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Falcopops · #1 Post by **Falcopops** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:58 am

36 inch DD breasts, covered in warm Belgian chocolate.

1 inch erect nipples, pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped fresh cream.

Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched calfs leather and silk thong.

Moist salty clit smothered in blackberry confit.

This is not ordinary porn

This is M&S porn!

D-Rider · #2 Post by **D-Rider** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:02 pm

.... well it was Maggie T's favourite shop (no, don't hold that image

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HowardQ · #3 Post by **HowardQ** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:57 am

Knew I shouldn't have gone to Tescos.