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Samray
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Odd-jobs.

#1 Post by Samray » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:10 am

The husband got into his old work clothes one Saturday morning and set about all the chores his wife had been urging him to do all week. He cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and wound down her window and asked "What do you charge for gaerdening work?"

The fellow thought for a moment, then answered, "The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."

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#2 Post by Gio » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:21 am

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#3 Post by D-Rider » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:19 pm

Samray wrote: The fellow thought for a moment, then answered, "The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."
Ah - newly-weds !

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