Smart Kid

[Kwackerz]

A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey, wanna go for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,

"Hey Young 'un, I'll give you £10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you £20 and a BIG bag of sweets if you hop on the back for a ride."

At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,

"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!"