Well it made me smile !

[Samray]

An anonymous posters opinion of some memory cleaning software.

"A powerful memory sweep - removing wasted memory blocks
No more RAM problems - computer will operate “much faster”

This will prevent your computer from ever crashing. Spam email and viruses will be a thing of the past.

It will enhance your manhood, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, and get you out of future parking tickets.

It also causes you to receive regular lottery winnings, from lotteries held in countries you have never visited.

Nigerian nationals will contact you, thanking you for your past assistance, and asking for help in transferring cash out of their country, and will ask for nothing in return.

The program also produces a real time graph of your intelligence, proving that running this program really does make you smarter.

And it has nice icons.

Unfortunately no independent benchmarks or tests can demonstrate the claimed speed benefits, but trust us - once the program makes you smarter - you will know that it is just silly to question our claims of “fast and powerful” thingies and “memory speed” what-sits.

Really. You will never get an “out of memory error” - and “no more RAM problems”. Your computer will operate much faster.

So take out those extra memory sticks, you don’t need them. With this software, your arthritis will be fixed, and that body odour is a thing of the past.

World Peace is once again a possibility.

It’s our promise to you.