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Posting virgins

#1 Post by Gio » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:21 pm

I wonder if this might encourage a few :smt003 Its been copied off another site.


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Apologies if this seems a harsh policy. This isn't survival of the qwertyest. Management understands that some prefer reading to writing. But you've got to work with us a little here. Please make at least a few posts, if only to exercise your typing fingers. Once you've limbered them up you may find they enjoy the experience.

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#2 Post by D-Rider » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:34 pm

Posting Virgins

Whoever's meant to be posting them to me can't be wrapping them correctly or putting enough stamps on them .... either that or the Mrs is returning them before I get to unwrap them.




{Perks of the job eh, Fausto?}

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#3 Post by Firestarter » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:03 pm

:smt044 :smt023

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#4 Post by Fausto » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:15 pm

D-Rider wrote:Posting Virgins

Whoever's meant to be posting them to me can't be wrapping them correctly or putting enough stamps on them .... either that or the Mrs is returning them before I get to unwrap them.




{Perks of the job eh, Fausto?}
Yup. Packages of this nature are very unlikely to get through unmolested :smt002

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#5 Post by Kwackerz » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:46 pm

Gio wrote:I wonder if this might encourage a few :smt003 Its been copied off another site.


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re: maintaining your account

The Constant gardener prunes from time to time. Not to put too fine a point on it, but

use it or lose it!

Apologies if this seems a harsh policy. This isn't survival of the qwertyest. Management understands that some prefer reading to writing. But you've got to work with us a little here. Please make at least a few posts, if only to exercise your typing fingers. Once you've limbered them up you may find they enjoy the experience.

Kind Regards,

:smt003

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Policy on this site doesnt follow that route.

Policy on this site is that if people wish to join, they can join. If they are spammers, they get deleted.
If they post..they post.. if they dont... they dont. It's their choice.
Hamms and Myself and the others arent 'constant gardeners' Wild and free is much more nicer. Ever tried Nettle soup?

Pressuring people into posting by means of statements like that simply serve to drive people away. If they wish to post, they will. It happens occasionally that 'lurkers' do come out and post on subjects they feel strongly enough about.

Your thread may indeed persuade a few to post. Even if to simply tell you to get back in your box :smt002

*admin hat off*

:smt001 However if I got crossed wires, Please feel to send (female) virgins, preferably 23 - 34 years old, to the address I will gladly supply by P.M.

No mooses though and no Goths. The piercings scare me.

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#6 Post by rider69 » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:21 pm

I have just joined as i have recently got 'online'
If i had known you could view without joining then i would not have bothered! :smt001
But joking aside, i just hope i can keep it up and contribute!

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#7 Post by Gio » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:11 pm

I rather like it, its meant to be tongue in cheek, but then again I suppose it can be read in various ways.

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#8 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:42 pm

shit - there are virgins out there??

we only got one in our town and wese saving her for halloween......

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#9 Post by D-Rider » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:20 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:shit - there are virgins out there??

we only got one in our town and wese saving her for halloween......
..... now why doesn't that surprise me about Beccles :smt009

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#10 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:21 am

:smt020

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