3 men in a pub....

[Aladinsaneuk]

all sitting by the fire, legs out, dogs at their feet.

First chap says:

"I call my dog WOOD worker - watch this"

He selects a spare piece of firewood from by the side of the fire, and throws it to his dog.
The dog looks at it, rolls it over then starts gnawing at it. In a few minutes the dog sits back revealing a lovely carved wooden statue.

Second chap sniffs, takes a pull of his pint and says:

"Pah, I call my dog STONE worker"
As he says this he takes hold of a loose brick by the side of the fire and places it in front of his dog. The dog examines it, sniffs it then starts digging away with his claws. After a few minutes, the dog sits back and there all can see a second, brick based sculpture

The third man has watched all this silently. He takes the poker from by the side of the fire and places its end into the hot embers.

He sits back, lights his pipe, and says:

I call my dog IRON worker - 'cos when I slap him on the bollocks with that poker watch him make a bolt for the door....."

[Kwackerz]

[Gio]

[HowardQ]