Toast for breakfast anybody?

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Toast for breakfast anybody?

#1 Post by HowardQ » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:08 pm

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat.
"I’ll have some f**king French toast," he says.
The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.
She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f**king French toast for me," he says.
She is even more livid, smacks him, and sends him away.
Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast.
"I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f**king French toast."

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