A man carrying a sheep under one arm walks into the house where his wife is sitting at the kitchen table and says "Honey, this is the pig I have been shagging while I'm not with you.
His wife looks up and says "you may not have noticed dear but thats not a pig your holding"
To that the man replies ....
"You may not have noticed dear , but I was not talking to you."
Sheep / Pig.
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