Sheffield Jokes.

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HowardQ · #1 Post by **HowardQ** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:49 am

You may have heard we've been a bit wet in Sheffield over the last week or so.
So there's a few Sheffield Jokes doing the rounds.
Here's two of em.

Insurance company Churchill have released a statement claiming so far they have had claims from 248 households in Catcliffe with the total bill for damage currently standing at £76.32.

Sheffield Wednesday have announced new special prices for season tickets - shallow end £200, deep end £300.

and I'm a Wednesday Fan

Falco9 · #2 Post by **Falco9** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:54 pm

Got a great text that went along the lines of

"All over Sheffield shouts of "super" "smashing" and "lovely" can be heard as previous winners of Bullseye finally get to use their powerboats"

F9

D-Rider · #3 Post by **D-Rider** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:33 pm

Falco9 wrote:Got a great text that went along the lines of

"All over Sheffield shouts of "super" "smashing" and "lovely" can be heard as previous winners of Bullseye finally get to use their powerboats"

F9

Did Aladinsaneuk send it to you? ..... come on chap, keep up

Falco9 · #4 Post by **Falco9** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:51 pm

It's impossible to read "every" thread isn't it???

Sorry Andy

Bloody funny though

F9:smt006

Firestarter · #5 Post by **Firestarter** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:18 pm

Call yourself a moderator? I thought that was your job, to read every post.

Burn him!

Samray · #6 Post by **Samray** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:27 pm

He'd be too wet to burn.