Australian protocol

[Aladinsaneuk]

so, there was this wedding in brisbane, and as per protocol, the best man had the first dance with the bride

now, in typical DJ fashion, the first song segued into the second, so the best man carried on dancing, just holding the bride and moving slowly. Then the third song sequed in and the groom kicked off, punching and spitting and then kicked the bride right in the chuff - all hell broke loose and eventually the police were called to break up the fight and the following monday the complete wedding party was up in court.

The presiding judge asked the best man what had happened and he explained as above, detailing everything, right up to the bride getting a kick in the chuff:

"That must have really hurt" said His Honour"

"'King right mate - broke three of me fingers the bastard did" replied the best man....[/b]

[Samray]

[ligloo]

[Gio]