Mathematical explanation of Women

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Mathematical explanation of Women

#1 Post by Tweaker » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:45 pm

To find a Woman you need Time and Money, therefore;

Woman = Time x Money

“Time is Money” so Time = Money therefore;

Woman = Money x Money i.e.

Woman = Money2

“Money is the root of all problems” i.e

Money = √Problems

Therfore;

Woman = (√Problems)2

THEREFORE

WOMAN = PROBLEMS

Q.E.D!

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#2 Post by Falken » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:43 pm

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#3 Post by Rickyrock » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:53 pm

Oh so true :smt003

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Re: Mathematical explanation of Women

#4 Post by Shebee » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:56 pm

There is a flaw in the math...
To find a Woman you need Time and Money, therefore;

Woman = Time + Money

“Time is Money” so Time = Money therefore;

Woman = Money + Money i.e.

Woman = Money x 2

“Money is the root of all problems” i.e

Money = √Problems

Therfore;

Woman = (√Problems) x 2

THEREFORE

WOMAN/2 = √PROBLEMS

Q.E.D!

Woman is half the root of the problems - wonder what the other half is?

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#5 Post by D-Rider » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:43 pm

No, it works .... the point is it's "AND" not "Plus"

AND is a logical operator - commonly shown as a dot.

The dot is also used to indicate multiplication (the dot product).

Therefore Woman AND Money can be written Woman . Money

Which also reads "Woman" multiplied by "Money"

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#6 Post by ligloo » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:17 pm

suits me :smt001

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#7 Post by Tweaker » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:47 am

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#8 Post by snapdragon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:21 pm

D-Rider wrote:No, it works .... the point is it's "AND" not "Plus"

AND is a logical operator - commonly shown as a dot.

The dot is also used to indicate multiplication (the dot product).

Therefore Woman AND Money can be written Woman . Money

Which also reads "Woman" multiplied by "Money"

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so it's an if and maybe mathematical theorum then
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#9 Post by D-Rider » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:21 pm

Nah - sound theory .... also born out by obsevation of the practical situation.
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Good maths, good scientific method.

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