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Tweaker
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#1
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by Tweaker » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:45 pm
To find a Woman you need Time and Money, therefore;
Woman = Time x Money
“Time is Money” so Time = Money therefore;
Woman = Money x Money i.e.
Woman = Money2
“Money is the root of all problems” i.e
Money = √Problems
Therfore;
Woman = (√Problems)2
THEREFORE
WOMAN = PROBLEMS
Q.E.D!
And you can't argue with hard maths!

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Falken
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by Falken » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:43 pm
I'm with you on this one.
Adventure before Dementia.
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Rickyrock
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#3
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by Rickyrock » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:53 pm
Oh so true

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Shebee
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#4
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by Shebee » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:56 pm
There is a flaw in the math...
To find a Woman you need Time
and Money, therefore;
Woman = Time
+ Money
“Time is Money” so Time = Money therefore;
Woman = Money
+ Money i.e.
Woman = Money x 2
“Money is the root of all problems” i.e
Money = √Problems
Therfore;
Woman = (√Problems) x 2
THEREFORE
WOMAN/2 = √PROBLEMS
Q.E.D!
Woman is half the root of the problems - wonder what the other half is?
And you can't argue with hard maths!


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D-Rider
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#5
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by D-Rider » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:43 pm
No, it works .... the point is it's "AND" not "Plus"
AND is a logical operator - commonly shown as a dot.
The dot is also used to indicate multiplication (the dot product).
Therefore Woman AND Money can be written Woman . Money
Which also reads "Woman" multiplied by "Money"

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ligloo
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by ligloo » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:17 pm
suits me

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Tweaker
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by Tweaker » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:47 am
The ride is the reason ........ the destination is just the excuse.
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snapdragon
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#8
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by snapdragon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:21 pm
D-Rider wrote:No, it works .... the point is it's "AND" not "Plus"
AND is a
logical operator -
commonly shown as a dot.
The dot is
also used to indicate multiplication (the dot product).
Therefore Woman AND Money
can be written Woman . Money
Which also reads "Woman" multiplied by "Money"

so it's an if and maybe mathematical theorum then
typically obtuse
Snappy ~~X~X~{:>
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#9
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by D-Rider » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:21 pm
Nah - sound theory .... also born out by obsevation of the practical situation.
Good maths, good scientific method.