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Made any new years resolutions

#1 Post by Katana » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:58 pm

Anyone made any new year resolutions?

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Re: Made any new years resolutions

#2 Post by Ben » Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:58 am

I only have one and it's not really a resolution. Last year I ran 140 miles in total, this year I'm gonna run 50 in January. Then probably do nothing for the rest of the year :smt028

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Re: Made any new years resolutions

#3 Post by DPG » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:33 pm

A direct extract from my FB feed...
'So my 2020 resolution is not to give up smoking, or eating too much, or drinking too often, spending too much or anything like that at all.
This year, I will mostly be ordering increasingly outrageous things from Amazon in the hope that they give up on the 'discrete packing' and I manage to pop the eyeballs out of an uptight 60-something G5 supply-chain worker.
On top of all that, I'd like very much to have my Order History show up as such an appalling selection of poor judgement decisions that, on the slim chance that someone is looking over my shoulder at some point in 2020 while I'm shopping for something innocuous, I can turn around, look them in the eye and say "How you doin?" like Joey from Friends.'

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Re: Made any new years resolutions

#4 Post by BikerGran » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:18 pm

Just one - same one I make every year - NOT to make any new year resilutions.

I wouldn't remember what they were anyway.
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Re: Made any new years resolutions

#5 Post by mangocrazy » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:30 pm

BikerGran wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:18 pm
Just one - same one I make every year - NOT to make any new year resilutions.

I wouldn't remember what they were anyway.
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Re: Made any new years resolutions

#6 Post by Gio » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:17 pm

Just one, to get well.
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