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Re: The 5 word story

#16 Post by DPG » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:44 pm

that manufactures rather fine hairpieces

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Re: The 5 word story

#17 Post by BikerGran » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:21 pm

which are supplied without glue
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.

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Re: The 5 word story

#18 Post by mangocrazy » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:31 pm

just an industrial staple gun

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Re: The 5 word story

#19 Post by Ben » Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:04 pm

and a free gun licence.

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Re: The 5 word story

#20 Post by fatboy » Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:18 pm

But not for those Mexicans
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#21 Post by fatboy » Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:19 pm

They live the life of
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Re: The 5 word story

#22 Post by Ben » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:17 am

Riley. Working out ways to

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Re: The 5 word story

#23 Post by Jase » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:06 pm

Pickle their extensive collection of

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#24 Post by fatboy » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:24 pm

Trump's forged certificates of reality
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Re: The 5 word story

#25 Post by fatboy » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:44 pm

Denied the virus was real
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Re: The 5 word story

#26 Post by snapdragon » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:46 am

. The dog on the border
Snappy ~~X~X~{:>

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#27 Post by fatboy » Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:09 pm

Ate all the vital paperwork
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#28 Post by snapdragon » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:13 pm

And vomited it onto the
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Re: The 5 word story

#29 Post by fatboy » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:10 pm

The Grim Reapers new horse
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