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I will have the last laugh

#1 Post by fatboy » Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:20 pm

This morning I discovered that some lowlife had stolen the wiper blades from my car, not that convenient when it's snowing.
Well you little shit, I'm sure you will soon discover that they are pretty much fucked and were due for replacement anway !
I really hope they do your head in as they make that farting/groaning noise as they drag backward and forward, it certainly pissed me off big time !
Hope you enjoy :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#2 Post by mangocrazy » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:15 pm

Some pretty desperate people about. Can't believe there's much of a secondhand market for knackered wiper blades. Ho hum...

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#3 Post by Gio » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:15 pm

Its the people that can't be bothered to clean their windows. lights and number plates that p me off, half the lazy b'stards round here are only taking the snow off a tiny square of windscreen, no wonder there's so many accidents.
I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"

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#4 Post by blinkey501 » Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:16 am

I work for a rather large well known branded company who supply us with work vehicles to do our job.

I have a Vauxhall Movano van at the moment and that hasn't been touched.

But the two vehicles before that were ford transits. The first was a 02 plate when I first started, then I was given a brand new 61 plate mark 7.

The 02 plate had the mirrors pinched.

The 61 plate on the first night I brought it home had the wipers stolen. Side indicator lens. Mirror lenses. And finally the ford badge off the front.

I had to leave at my mum's house which is in a cul de sac after work and weekends. It was never touched after that, fortunately.
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#5 Post by Gio » Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:50 pm

Its almost tempting to wire up the vehicles to the mains give the scum a right old shock.
I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"

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