A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with
her two snotty kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning madam and welcome to Tesco, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the
youngest is seven.
Why the feck would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would shag you twice!"
You've probably heard this already but .....................
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