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katie1
- Clubman Racer

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by katie1 » Mon Oct 17, 2016 6:54 am
Just here to buy Aladinsane a drink for helping fix my registration issue :)
One large glass of fizzy stuff for you kind sir

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.
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Falcopops
- GP Racer

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- Joined: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:00 pm
- Location: Back to sweating in the tropics
- Main bike: Still loving the Falco
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by Falcopops » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:52 am
Welcome, just make sure Alad doesn't help you getting certified!
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fatboy
- World Champion
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by fatboy » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:15 pm
Hi, welcome,
Just what we all suspected, he DOES drink Babycham
Hilarious signature by the way

Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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flatlander
- Eprom Test Pilot (Stig)
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- Location: cheshire
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by flatlander » Tue Oct 18, 2016 7:56 am
Welcome just be careful it's hard to get of a list once you are on it ask squid
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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flatlander
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by flatlander » Tue Oct 18, 2016 7:57 am
Welcome just be careful it's hard to get of a list once you are on it ask squid
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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Willopotomas
- GP Racer

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- Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:11 pm
- Location: Coventry, ENGLAND
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by Willopotomas » Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:33 pm
Welcome to the asylum. Be sure to keep a good grip on the bars.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handle bars to the saddle.
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HisNibbs
- SuperBike Racer

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- Location: Market Harborough
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by HisNibbs » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:15 pm
Welcome.
What are you ridding?
Don't put off 'till tomorrow what you can enjoy today
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Gio
- Double World Champion
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by Gio » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:38 am
Hello, I'll have a G&T thanks.

I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"
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katie1
- Clubman Racer

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- Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:08 am
- Location: Oxfordshire
- Main bike: S1000RR, 1290 SDGT
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by katie1 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:41 am
Thanks for the welcomes and warnings :)
Will be getting a Falco delivered on Thursday. From what I understand, it's in the fastest colour too (black)
Put the drinks on my tab...
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.
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DavShill
- SuperBike Racer

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by DavShill » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:53 am
Hi Katie, welcome to the money pit 😀
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flatlander
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by flatlander » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:17 am
See there's your first expense painting it a faster colour
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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katie1
- Clubman Racer

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- Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:08 am
- Location: Oxfordshire
- Main bike: S1000RR, 1290 SDGT
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by katie1 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:28 am
flatlander wrote:See there's your first expense painting it a faster colour
Aaah, I've already planned for that and am going down the cheap route...

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Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.
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katie1
- Clubman Racer

- Posts: 300
- Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:08 am
- Location: Oxfordshire
- Main bike: S1000RR, 1290 SDGT
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by katie1 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:38 pm
Talking of money, is there any objections if I put my Shiver in the Classified section? Gonna need to fund the rack, bungs and heated grips somehow! ;)
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.
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katie1
- Clubman Racer

- Posts: 300
- Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:08 am
- Location: Oxfordshire
- Main bike: S1000RR, 1290 SDGT
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by katie1 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:58 pm
And possibly a gear indicator too...
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:09 pm
A gear indicator ?
You can't be worse at counting than me. Or Flatlander .
Falco has six gears so I can count each gearshift on one hand
Cleverly disguised as an adult !