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fatboy
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by fatboy » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:44 pm
My friend/fellow union rep is a brand new dad with a brand new daughter
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He's ginger,she's Japanese so when it was confirmed she was pregnant his facebook page was ' The Ginger's having a Ninja'.
He's only just finished a house move and worked his ass off to get everything ready in time, now he thinks he can relax...
No ! No sleep for you for the next few years Mr Weasley !
Proper chuffed for him, even if he does not like bikes...
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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Willopotomas
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by Willopotomas » Sat Sep 17, 2016 4:24 pm
We found the first week or two to be fairly silent. Both mother and child knackered..lol. However, after that.. BOOM!
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handle bars to the saddle.
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Gio
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by Gio » Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:20 am
We were lucky, ours were pretty quiet, the problems start when they get an opinion later in life
I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"
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BikerGran
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by BikerGran » Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:54 pm
My first was a little angel, which wasn't very good preparation for the second one who yelled most of the time she was awake - and she didn't sleep much!
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:09 pm
It's quite funny that nearly all of the new parents met up by chance at work this week, the conversation themes were ' OMG, how did we survive that first 6/12 months with no sleep ?'
OMG, how will I survive the next 6/12 months with no sleep?
They all looked very happy though !
Me ?
Dogs and cats and bikes and beer !
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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mangocrazy
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by mangocrazy » Fri Oct 21, 2016 10:37 pm
fatboy wrote:
Dogs and cats and bikes and beer !
Sounds like an Ian Dury choon... (sort of)
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:23 pm
Well I just swapped 'dogs and cats and bikes and beer ' for the well known 'sex and drugs and rock and roll'
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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flatlander
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by flatlander » Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:37 pm
Gio wrote:We were lucky, ours were pretty quiet, the problems start when they get an opinion later in life
I'm screwed then he's only 3 and has plenty of opinions
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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mangocrazy
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by mangocrazy » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:27 pm
fatboy wrote:Well I just swapped 'dogs and cats and bikes and beer ' for the well known 'sex and drugs and rock and roll'
I didn't think it was coincidental...
