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flatlander · #1 Post by **flatlander** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:37 pm

Thought if start by passing in this vacancy in Hounslow
http://www.cv-library.co.uk/job/2026640 ... ign=Indeed

HisNibbs · #2 Post by **HisNibbs** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 4:53 pm

Hmmm. Fortunately I'm lacking the necessary skills.

squadron Nero · #3 Post by **squadron Nero** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:05 pm

I'm sure I read a story in the papers a few years ago about a person in this or a similar position being shot by the travellers as he made his request for them to move on. I'll stick to chopping wood

flatlander · #4 Post by **flatlander** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:33 pm

Saw a similar one a few years back at Halton council 38k plus - " must have experience of the traveller lifestyle" I was told not to bother applying despite pointing out that under the then current description I could be classed as a " resting traveller"

Obiwan Kenobi · #5 Post by **Obiwan Kenobi** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:07 am

Do they supply you with a lurcher and a white vest or do you have to buy your own?

Potato!

fatboy · #6 Post by **fatboy** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:25 pm

Obiwan Kenobi wrote:Do they supply you with a lurcher and a white vest or do you have to buy your own?

Potato!

I think they will be assuming you have already stolen a lurcher

randomsquid · #7 Post by **randomsquid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:27 pm

Is there a company pony and trap?

fatboy · #8 Post by **fatboy** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:52 pm

No, you have to steal that from one of your relatives