Grumble grumble bloody state of the roads noddy plod

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flatlander · #1 Post by **flatlander** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 4:59 pm

Ok mini rant warning
So off we go to take theo to the beach check traffic and use local knowledge to avoid roadworks etc
All going well until nearly 3 hours in a 2 mike queue!!
The only plod we saw was chasing a speeder in the opposite direction. Enough people calked the plod so the finally turned up as the queue was clearing and in response to any queries such as is tge road ahead clear or should we get off here rudely asserted in more tgan 5 tomes tge time a yes or np would have taken ...just keep moving hoyreblpcking the junction

Actually no were not you are as you've parked your bike in the feeder lane to turn right which is where we wNt to go and that road isn't closed dick head you've just parked like an idiot oh and standing waving your arms like windy miller at traffic that's already moving isnt a great help you're just missing a traffic cone on your head and pissing on a war memorial to reflect the level of ise that you truly represent to society!

But not wanting any more trouble I didn't say that I just said why thank you for you're invaluable and courteous assistance ... Oh and by the way where do all the traffic bikes go when it rains? Bye for now ... gimp!!

About 400 yards two more pie munchers apparently tidying 1 traffic cone between them and looking confused at that task

Honestly they really are about as much use as tits on a snake!

squadron Nero · #2 Post by **squadron Nero** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:08 pm

I went to the beach today too 👍 breezed passed the traffic on my trusty steed.

flatlander · #3 Post by **flatlander** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:47 pm

Unfortunately the wife won't let me put theo in a rucksack

blinkey501 · #4 Post by **blinkey501** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:29 am

squadron Nero wrote:I went to the beach today too 👍 breezed passed the traffic on my trusty steed.

Dalemac · #5 Post by **Dalemac** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:09 am

We went to Skegness, then to Ingoldmells for a go on the roller coaster!

Bloody hot out there yesterday too!