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#1 Post by flatlander » Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:41 pm

She needs new boots fek but all in all can't complain not started the bronze for ages but been on charge so last few days but of a clean look for loose bits new headlight bulbs and quick check over of MOT bits all liked ok good tread left etc
Sod start with fresh juice checking oil and topping up starts first time! MOT passed with instructions to get new tyres and have the decency to get a suitable spare numberplate for test days so no complaints at all really and been offered a perm job at where I've been contracting so get a drink before the wife finds out !!
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#2 Post by squadron Nero » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:01 pm

Happy days, rum & coke please.
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#3 Post by fatboy » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:10 pm

Good news all round then !
What we like to hear so cheers to you matey :smt002
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#4 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:35 pm

awesome

roundabout cocktail for me please


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#5 Post by blinkey501 » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:59 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:awesome

roundabout cocktail for me please

:smt003

Nice one Geoff. See you at buxton on the second :smt002
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#6 Post by flatlander » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:03 pm

I will of course be fashionably late :)
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#7 Post by HisNibbs » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:10 pm

Wot no punctuation? My daughter tells me that stream of consciousness writing is very on trend.
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#8 Post by flatlander » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:11 pm

Mymissusalwaystellsmeoffaboutnotusingpinctuationtoo ;)
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#9 Post by D-Rider » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:40 pm

All good stuff :smt023



.... an my way home from work tonight, the word "SERVICE" popped up on my dash.
Guess I'm going to have to go and buy some stuff and find the time to do it .....
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#10 Post by HisNibbs » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:59 pm

flatlander wrote:Mymissusalwaystellsmeoffaboutnotusingpinctuationtoo ;)
Hence the exclamation marks?
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#11 Post by flatlander » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:46 pm

That's modern text for a surprised Native American ... Big Chuef its all gravy:)
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#12 Post by Willopotomas » Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:11 pm

Excellent.. I'll try one of those red things in a test tube.. ta. :smt003
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#13 Post by flatlander » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:55 pm

MOT tester literally said "I can't believe I've done that I've passed it with that tyre"
I of course promised to change it which I will I had just not noticed a worn patch when I checked the bike over but the tread was good
He also said your numberplate is illegal but as its not taking the piss ill ignore it just have the decency to get a standard one for test days in future

Top bloke so I've booked the tyre change in with them out of courtesy as much as anything so he knows for future
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That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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