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what a complete twat

#1 Post by fatboy » Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:01 pm

In the car today on my way home from the supermarket, I stopped,needing to pull out to pass a double parked taxi.
I checked my mirrors,saw a bike a way behind me,slowing as I was indicating to pull out.
I pulled out and then the fucking retard decided to overt take as I was passing the taxi, then he got on the horn and flipped me the finger sect.
Wish I'd hit the silly fucker off now,don't just assume right of way because you think you are a hard ass biker ( on a 500 twin :smt018 )
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#2 Post by slickliner6 » Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:34 am

TWOT


(thats a posh TWAT by the way)lol
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#3 Post by randomsquid » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:53 pm

fatboy wrote: I pulled out and then the fucking retard decided to overt take as I was passing the taxi, then he got on the horn and flipped me the finger sect.
Sounds like the sort of problem that'll resolve itself.
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#4 Post by squadron Nero » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:51 pm

Ok I'll be the one to say it. Are you sure you didn't just mis-judge his distance to you and that he was braking? Maybe he thought you were waiting for him to pass before you pulled out.

No harm no foul?

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#5 Post by Willopotomas » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:19 pm

randomsquid wrote:
fatboy wrote: I pulled out and then the fucking retard decided to overt take as I was passing the taxi, then he got on the horn and flipped me the finger sect.
Sounds like the sort of problem that'll resolve itself.
My thoughts exactly.
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#6 Post by flatlander » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:34 pm

Personalitat of i saw a car indicating to pull out i would assumeix it was indicating to pull out :)
T'he key bit being if i saw it !
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#7 Post by fatboy » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:08 pm

squadron Nero wrote:Ok I'll be the one to say it. Are you sure you didn't just mis-judge his distance to you and that he was braking? Maybe he thought you were waiting for him to pass before you pulled out.

No harm no foul?
No way I misjudged his speed, traffic moving at sub 10mph, he/stopped and put one foot down, then went into courier rider mode.
Fair shout for taking the riders side ( we all know how poorly they can be viewed if it goes wrong), he was being an impatient fool,did not read what was going on around him.
As he approached me, the only way he could not see I was waiting to pass a stationary vehicle with its hazard lights on was by wearing ego blinkers
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#8 Post by squadron Nero » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:28 pm

Fair enough. Dickheads in walks of life. We all bump into a few from time to time.

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#9 Post by BikerGran » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:36 pm

I was behind a twat today, and just cos he had the lights on his side doesn't make him right - I was stopped behind a 4WD at a pelican crossing or whatever they call them these days. The light for us went green but an old lady (yes older than me!) was still crossing, rather slowly.

Now the law says that you shouldn't drive across the zebra stripes while there is anyone still on the crossing - did he car? Not a bit, he blasted off as she got clear of the front of his vehicle. Well ok, she was slow, I might not have waited for her to get right across.
But I felt that blasting his horn at her was totally uncalled for.
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#10 Post by fatboy » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:29 pm

BG, I actually swung a punch at an Audi that did not stop at a red light on a major crossing ( 4 lanes wide ), he almost took out a little old lady and her little old dog, he just got on the horn.
I forced him to stop by standing in front of his car,put my hands on the bonnet and asked ' How fucking red does a light have to be before you stop at a pedestrian crossing ?'
I walked round to the drivers window which he rapidly shut and said 'Don't touch my fucking car'.
I told him I would do whatever I needed to to stop him killing pedestrians and animals at a crossing, he spun away so my blow did not shatter the window into his horrid face....
Justified aggressive action ?
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#11 Post by BikerGran » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:17 pm

YES!
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#12 Post by Viking » Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:57 pm

fatboy wrote:Audi
There's the cause of the issue.

AUDI = Absolutely Useless Dickhead Inside
It's the V-twin thing. There's just something about it that inline-4s don't have at all, and V-4s don't have enough of.

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#13 Post by fatboy » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:48 pm

Viking, that made me laugh!
Bit bloody true though.
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#14 Post by TwinkietheKid » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:39 pm

Owned an A4 once--but I feel much better now.
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#15 Post by fatboy » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:45 pm

TwinkietheKid wrote:Owned an A4 once--but I feel much better now.
Glad you are now cured.
When I think back, Audi's feature significantly in those ' this fucker is trying to kill me' monents
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