Purchased another Flamingo Red Why?........

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Purchased another Flamingo Red Why?........

#1 Post by nicketynoo » Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:55 pm

Well because aparently Santa doesn't visit homes with dirty carpets thats why!

I had to buy the Geordie version to get it in the fastest colours, its a Rapide Ultra 2 pet!
Needless to say I've just had a fun packed afternoon making my living room smell really damp.
However a word of warning , if you're thinking of buying one yourself ,don't believe any reviews on it. The general theme was that it brought carpets back to looking new. I can honestly say this is Bullshit! My carpet was definitely not threadbare when it was new :smt005
On the plus side though I believe it was worth every penny as I'm now guaranteed some sexy time tonight, just not on the carpet ,I don't want to have to get the shampooer out again tomorrow :smt002

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#2 Post by Obiwan Kenobi » Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:57 pm

...and did you do the carpet wearing a pinnie and stockings ala Freddie Mercury?
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#3 Post by blinkey501 » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:36 pm

Claire did say you make a wonderful house wife nick :smt016
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#4 Post by nicketynoo » Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:42 pm

Obiwan Kenobi wrote:...and did you do the carpet wearing a pinnie and stockings ala Freddie Mercury?
And stiletto's its the only way to do housework and still have fun, especially when the postman needs a package signing for :smt003
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#5 Post by nicketynoo » Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:52 pm

blinkey501 wrote:Claire did say you make a wonderful house wife nick :smt016
I've told you numerous times Jay not to mention the wifey thing especially around Claire :smt002
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#6 Post by Dusty » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:31 am

I went all green with envy when I saw this post. That changed when I opened the page, despite the image of Nick in his onesie and stilettos!

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#7 Post by randomsquid » Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:31 pm

nicketynoo wrote: And stiletto's its the only way to do housework and still have fun, especially when the postman needs a package
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#8 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:14 pm

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