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All I'm saing

#1 Post by flatlander » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:56 pm

Is whilst out walking round st Petersburg today there was a pretty young girl with an Aprilia RC playing with a small monkey make of that what you will.
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#2 Post by randomsquid » Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:39 pm

flatlander wrote:a small monkey make of that what you will.
A hat?
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#3 Post by fatboy » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:40 pm

Yes, if it were that small then you would not have any remaining to create matching slippers as well. dont get me started on the furry unter-hosen...
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#4 Post by flatlander » Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:36 pm

I guess it's worth mentioning that there was a small racoon like creature there too
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#5 Post by randomsquid » Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:41 pm

flatlander wrote:I guess it's worth mentioning that there was a small racoon like creature there too
And a talking tree creature? You've been watching movies again haven't you?
You know you shouldn't, a man in your condition.
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#6 Post by randomsquid » Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:42 pm

fatboy wrote:dont get me started on the furry unter-hosen...
Why pray tell?
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#7 Post by fatboy » Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:50 pm

My Probation Officer told me I must never mention this again in public, Rebekka Brookes has the negatives but I guess this is fine, she is an upstanding citizen, denouncing all sorts of underhand practices......
so my furry little secret is in safe hands
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#8 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:37 pm

Pretty certain we will not steal these for a world tour


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#9 Post by fatboy » Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:15 pm

No, dont steal, that would be against the law. hacking ......
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#10 Post by Falcorob » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:55 pm

I want half an ounce of whatever it is you lot have been smoking. :smt004
I'm right 98% of the time so why worry about the other 3%?

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#11 Post by randomsquid » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:06 pm

Falcorob wrote:I want half an ounce of whatever it is you lot have been smoking. :smt004
No you don't.
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#12 Post by Falcorob » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:51 pm

Oh yes I do... (In a Panto voice) :smt003
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#13 Post by fatboy » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:11 pm

He's behind you ! ( panto voice, possibly of former beeb employee )
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