Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No".
She said "You will be when the tide comes in".
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