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Willopotomas · #1 Post by **Willopotomas** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:28 pm

Does anyone here go paintballing or know anyone who does? I'm after a fairly powerful paintball gun..

jonnie_r · #2 Post by **jonnie_r** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:52 pm

Trying to mark the little bastards then

fatboy · #3 Post by **fatboy** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:33 pm

They can be had, a small amount of searching needed, readily available with upgrade instructions, components ect.
Get em

flatlander · #4 Post by **flatlander** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:30 pm

sorry only have an air rifle to hand well that id own up to but it is the most powerful you can have without a licence and the sights are really good

Willopotomas · #5 Post by **Willopotomas** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:26 pm

I did think about an air rifle, but they're a bit of a grey area when it comes to shooting, erm, "moving objects"

The idea is to fill paintballs with a leather dye or some sort of luminescent gloop that'll show up easy and hang around for yonks. I know leather dyes will stain the skin for months, thus making it fairly easy to find the little scrotes. It may not be 100% the right side of the law, or even anywhere near, but sometimes ye got to do what ya got to do. Dibble aren't interested. A couple of Blunkets Bobbies found one of the bikes the other day.. It wasn't reported stolen, but they still wanted to impound it.. It was found on private land also. It wasn't until we got to speak to a real copper that they saw sense and let us have it back. Bloody waste of time they could've spent looking for the other one. Twats.

Anyway. Shall keep updated with any developments.

D-Rider · #6 Post by **D-Rider** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:38 pm

You could leave the door of your other garage open one night with Matt's un-nickable Mille as bait .... whilst sitting hidden in wait .....

Though undoubtedly you'd have fallen asleep by the time they arrived ....

Scrap that plan

Aladinsaneuk · #7 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:46 pm

Gin trap

Leave a proper one on a bike saddle with a sheet over it

Most folk throw a leg over as they steal it

The blood spatters give the scrotes DNA

randomsquid · #8 Post by **randomsquid** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:25 pm

One of the regulars here has a 12 gauge. You could open a cartridge and put paint on the little lead balls.

Willopotomas · #9 Post by **Willopotomas** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:30 pm

randomsquid wrote:One of the regulars here has a 12 gauge. You could open a cartridge and put paint on the little lead balls.

This I like.. This I like LOTS!

GregD-UK · #10 Post by **GregD-UK** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:35 pm

A certain gentleman has lined the back of his van in heavy-duty plastic. Not too far away a large wood has lots of little tracks and a hole can be dug quite easily, as the ground is soft but claggy ;)

Strip the fookers, and put em in said hole up to their necks, for winter use cover their head in shit (Attracts all sorts of vermin). In summer, pour honey over em (Attracts bees and the like)....

End of.

slickliner6 · #11 Post by **slickliner6** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:00 pm

randomsquid wrote:One of the regulars here has a 12 gauge. You could open a cartridge and put paint on the little lead balls.

Uh huh

just give me the knod mate,i'll even give you the cartridges

wayno · #12 Post by **wayno** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:43 pm

GregD-UK wrote:A certain gentleman has lined the back of his van in heavy-duty plastic. Not too far away a large wood has lots of little tracks and a hole can be dug quite easily, as the ground is soft but claggy ;)

Strip the fookers, and put em in said hole up to their necks, for winter use cover their head in shit (Attracts all sorts of vermin). In summer, pour honey over em (Attracts bees and the like)....

End of.

Remind me never to get in a vehicle with Greg.

flatlander · #13 Post by **flatlander** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:31 pm

I know of someone who "for a laugh" grabbed someone tied them up and hooded them IRA style in the back of a van and drove them round terrifying them until their bowels failed and then dumped them in the woods and left them there ... allegedly

Willopotomas · #14 Post by **Willopotomas** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:32 pm

Six months on, there has been a development. The bike has been found.. The thieving scum are next.

blinkey501 · #15 Post by **blinkey501** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:59 pm

Willopotomas wrote:Six months on, there has been a development. The bike has been found.. The thieving scum are next.

Keep us informed