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logic ????

#1 Post by slickliner6 » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:55 pm

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: £4 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs £4 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £370. In one year, it would be approximately £4,500 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend £4,500, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £90,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you realise that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
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