I started nine weeks in my new role.
It has become quite apparent that the merger is going down the route of the way my old company did things, ie ordering and using preferred suppliers.
We also have ways of paying for things.
Because I am familiar with the old ways and no the score I know not to over step the mark and know what is right and what is wrong.
The people from the other part of the merger have no idea and find it hard to grasp.
Don't get me wrong for me to explain what is a long process of raising orders and paying on credit cards would bore you to death.
My new bosses are from the "other side" and are trying to do things their way.
Our credit card has not arrived and one of the bosses keeps saying, "its ok keep getting the bits ordered the credit card will arrive soon"
In the mean time because I have ordered the stuff guess who the suppliers ring for the payment?
So I keep saying to the boss, when is the credit card arriving to which replies soon.
WTF.
Anyway.
We were looking at buying some new drills at 800 quid a piece and we needed three.
I was asked to ring the preferred suppliers and order them.
At this point I would like to point out that I get on very well with the suppliers.
To the point where I have moved area but still use this branch which is near home.
I order stuff, and they let me know when it comes in which saves me chasing them.
Mark the manager said due to the amount of money that these drill would cost payment up front would be needed.
Marks concern was that we could back out and he would be stuck with the drills? Yep I can go with that.
I told this boss marks concerns, to which he said tell him not to worry we want them.
Anyway having side stepping this manager I was asked to order them again on Tuesday.
The manager had his computer on so I said ok I will ring and tell mark you are paying for them now?
Yes he agreed.
I rang mark and told him payment was going through and can I order them.
Mark said yep ok.
I asked the manager which plants the drills were for? Three drills and four plants?
He rang another manager to ask. The other manager reminded him of a conversation the week before and they were buying different drills?
This boss then said oh shit yeah I forgot. Jay cancel the order.
I looked at him and thought are you fucking real?
I was angry and embarressed about having to ring mark and explain, and you guessed it mark had put the order through. I can only imagine how mark felt?.
I was so annoyed about this I went to see mark the next morning to apologise face to face, believe me when something is working you don't want it fucking up!!!!!
Did I also mention the company owe me 250 quid in expenses? Anyway lets move on.
So this afternoon I had arranged to be at a plant to help someone with a job but had to take some receipts to another boss.
When I got there for a laugh he was hiding under a table?
At this point I really saw my arse.
He came from under table and then told me he didn't know how he would claim back my expenses.
There were three managers in this room at this point.
Somehow I managed to not let rip but they knew I was really pissed off.
One of the bosses rang me when I was at the other plant to apologise for hiding under the table....
I could keep my composure no more. Yep you guessed it I fucking blew!!!
Now the bad bit is I told some home truths about a manager being an incompetent fool. Well tbh I called him a useless fookin knob head, this is the one from the drills?
After the manager I am talking too came to the rescue of the other manager, I pointed out procedure and protocol and how they have not got a clue and need to sort their shit out.
After getting things off my chest about credit cards, preferred suppliers and outstanding bills that need paying and suppliers ringing me I know I should feel better.
Well they now know jay has had enough.
Oh yeah and btw, I was walking up and down the front room at three oclock in the morning over the drills!!!!.
So there you have it folks. I do stress, I get pissed off, I need a lottery win?
What do I need? Valium

Oh yeah I forgot to mention the drill manager sent me for some safety glasses and forgot to sign the authorisation slip? He told me to sign it when I was in the shop and wright underneath he was authorising it? I thought I would share that one with you.
Oh yeah and sally opened the car door yesterday in the high winds?