anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership.....

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Aladinsaneuk · #1 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:55 am

is talking crap

I gave up my mates, motorbikes, drinking, drugs, gambling and football

all she gave up was sex

D-Rider · #2 Post by **D-Rider** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:08 am

Why is this posted in "Joking Apart"?

Shall I move it to "General Chat" or "Sam's Bar"?

flatlander · #3 Post by **flatlander** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:56 pm

always the same when you've got a wife you don't want one when you haven't you do

Not me! I have one and I don't want another!!

Obiwan Kenobi · #4 Post by **Obiwan Kenobi** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:30 pm

Aaah, wives......

Cant live with then, cant ........... hit them with a shovel when the're asleep on a sunlounger and then use it to dig a hole in the garden near the fishpond the next night when its a full moon then install a patio over the top and then move house 5 years later when the dusts settled ........ err, apparently.....

Willopotomas · #5 Post by **Willopotomas** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:42 pm

No comment.

fatboy · #6 Post by **fatboy** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:22 pm

Bit like....
What's the difference between wife and job ?
After a few years the job still sucks

BikerGran · #7 Post by **BikerGran** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:13 pm

I don't have a wife - but sometimes I reckon I could do with one.