Worcester to Llandudno

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old git · #1 Post by **old git** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 1:52 pm

Needed a few hours of 'me' time so set off on the Falco for a night out.
Rode the 170 miles yesterday then back again this morning, couple of beers and a chat with some Auzzies last night and ended up sleeping with 5 women, that was an experience, even had the arse fall out of the bed this morning, so had to get up early at 6.45am, what a night.
So, bike ran faultlessly ragged the a$$ of it all the way back, has averaged 46mpg and it saved itself on one corner which as I came round was covered with gravel, slid, stuck, picked its own line and carried on all in one movement without any input from me......brown trouser moment noted.
I was thinking of thinning this one out of the stable, but how mad was I, it stays........

blinkey501 · #2 Post by **blinkey501** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:03 pm

Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is t.. f....'.

D-Rider · #3 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:32 pm

blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is ten falcos

Crikey Jay - are you planning a spending spree?

old git · #4 Post by **old git** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:01 pm

blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is t.. f....'.

Mate, yeah was good.
I guess, as you know, with the two its like having two women, one as a wife, the other as the mistress!

P.s. if any of our wives is reading this, it's all talk we don't really have any mistresses,,,,,,

blinkey501 · #5 Post by **blinkey501** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:24 pm

D-Rider wrote:
blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is ten falcos
Crikey Jay - are you planning a spending spree?

It would be nice.
Prices have come right down.
An Olympic for £2065 with offers
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331004139139? ... 1423.l2649
A mercury for £1500 with offers
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281151590250? ... 1423.l2649
A massive amount of bike for little money.

blinkey501 · #6 Post by **blinkey501** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:25 pm

old git wrote:
blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is t.. f....'.
Mate, yeah was good.
I guess, as you know, with the two its like having two women, one as a wife, the other as the mistress!

P.s. if any of our wives is reading this, it's all talk we don't really have any mistresses,,,,,,

Both bikes are awesome keef as you are aware.

randomsquid · #7 Post by **randomsquid** » Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:27 pm

old git wrote: I guess, as you know, with the two its like having two women, one as a wife, the other as the mistress!

And potentially two mother in laws.

D-Rider · #8 Post by **D-Rider** » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:28 pm

randomsquid wrote:
old git wrote: I guess, as you know, with the two its like having two women, one as a wife, the other as the mistress!
And potentially two mother in laws.

... that's Mothers in law .....

slickliner6 · #9 Post by **slickliner6** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:02 pm

blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is a H.y.b..a

There ya go....fixed .teehee

randomsquid · #10 Post by **randomsquid** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:15 pm

slickliner6 wrote:
blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is a H.y.b..a
There ya go....fixed .teehee

Hiab? Isn't that one of those long heavy things that swings about in an alarming way?

old git · #11 Post by **old git** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:56 pm

randomsquid wrote:
old git wrote: I guess, as you know, with the two its like having two women, one as a wife, the other as the mistress!
And potentially two mother in laws.

Please mate, don't wish that on me, one is bad enough, as you know....

H.y.b..a.....something that swings about in an alarming way, yeah think that maybe ,cause its got S.z.ki on the tank

blinkey501 · #12 Post by **blinkey501** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:39 am

slickliner6 wrote:
blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is a H.y.b..a
There ya go....fixed .teehee

Toooooooooo Fast for my blood

slickliner6 · #13 Post by **slickliner6** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:01 pm

randomsquid wrote:
slickliner6 wrote:
blinkey501 wrote:Glad you have come to your senses keef.
The only thing better than a falco is a H.y.b..a
There ya go....fixed .teehee
Hiab? Isn't that one of those long heavy things that swings about in an alarming way?

Here comes the crude bit.......

Nah,,,,,, thats a p***s lol.......

Sorry,,,it had to be done.

randomsquid · #14 Post by **randomsquid** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:12 pm

slickliner6 wrote:
Here comes the crude bit.......

Nah,,,,,, thats a p***s lol.......

Sorry,,,it had to be done.

I'll see your crude bit and raise you one needless insult.

P***s, one free with every H.y.b..a

On a related note I've just discovered that if you hold the tank with your knees it stops you banging your nads on the tank.

MartDude · #15 Post by **MartDude** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:35 pm

randomsquid wrote:
slickliner6 wrote:
Here comes the crude bit.......

Nah,,,,,, thats a p***s lol.......

Sorry,,,it had to be done.
I'll see your crude bit and raise you one needless insult.

P***s, one free with every H.y.b..a

On a related note I've just discovered that if you hold the tank with your knees it stops you banging your nads on the tank.