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D-Rider
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by D-Rider » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:42 pm
Aldi has turned up trumps again with this special bike mounting platform for the rider of lesser stature.
This convenient accessory can also be utilised on forum weekends avoiding the embarrassment of addressing other forum members at crotch level.
http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/sp ... _29635.htm
Please note, the intention of the Customer Helpline is not to provide a rescue service for someone who has climbed up and has no idea how they will get down again .............
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falcomunky
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by falcomunky » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:08 pm
Two is the magic number... ;)
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:27 pm
But Andy - that only has a 150kg max load.....
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:45 pm
Does it come with a 'Cuban Heels' option ?
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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flatlander
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by flatlander » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:44 pm
no use for you then Alad .... youll just have to egt someone else in to do all those little jobs

For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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by Kwackerz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:52 pm

very funny...

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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:36 pm
Nod Geoff
But you need a big hammer ...
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...