Aldi - Hobbit Bike Mounting Platform

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Aldi - Hobbit Bike Mounting Platform

#1 Post by D-Rider » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:42 pm

Aldi has turned up trumps again with this special bike mounting platform for the rider of lesser stature.

This convenient accessory can also be utilised on forum weekends avoiding the embarrassment of addressing other forum members at crotch level.

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http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/sp ... _29635.htm

Please note, the intention of the Customer Helpline is not to provide a rescue service for someone who has climbed up and has no idea how they will get down again .............
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#2 Post by falcomunky » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:08 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#3 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:27 pm

But Andy - that only has a 150kg max load.....


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#4 Post by fatboy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:45 pm

Does it come with a 'Cuban Heels' option ?
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#5 Post by flatlander » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:44 pm

no use for you then Alad .... youll just have to egt someone else in to do all those little jobs :smt003
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#6 Post by Kwackerz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:52 pm

:smt001 very funny...
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#7 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:36 pm

Nod Geoff

But you need a big hammer ...


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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