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nicketynoo
- Clubman Racer
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by nicketynoo » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:07 pm
I did try warning Oscar Pistorious's missus not to get him socks for valentines day!
I don't care if you lick windows,
Take the special bus
Or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there sunshine, you're special!
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Aladinsaneuk
- Aprilia Admin
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- Location: Webfoot territory
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by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:13 pm
Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot all over his girlfriends face while imagining she was someone else....
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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Dalemac
- Midnight Rider
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by Dalemac » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:52 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pristorious.
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fatboy
- World Champion
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by fatboy » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:12 pm
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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Dalemac
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by Dalemac » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:34 pm
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.
Footprints!!
