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Confessional

#1 Post by MartDude » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:54 pm

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."

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#2 Post by D-Rider » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:10 pm

Ah - Pete's "Number two garage" .............
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