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#1 Post by MartDude » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:44 pm

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian) an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani,an Amish, a Romanian, a Chilean, an Eskimo, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino,
a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans
walk into a fine restaurant….
The maître d’ scrutinizes the group one by one and bars their entrance saying:


“Sorry, you can’t come in here without a Thai.”
It flies sideways through time
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To your zodiac sign
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#2 Post by D-Rider » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:53 pm

Does this Thai have a Welsh name and wear a swirly T-shirt?






If so, I guess he must be Thai-Dai ..........
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#3 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:19 pm

And if he denied anything he would obviously be Thai knot


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#4 Post by D-Rider » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:58 pm

...... and if he had a boy-child who liked to amplify his voice ....... he could be ........




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............. wait for it .............




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Mike Thai son ..........








coat being collected ............
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#5 Post by HowardQ » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:49 am

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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