Beware Squids personalised Xmas cards ?

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flatlander
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Beware Squids personalised Xmas cards ?

#1 Post by flatlander » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:36 pm

This bloody craze for personalising. Cards

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qwaiieiq91jtu ... 2%2025.jpg

I regret opening mine from squid :smt078
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
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#2 Post by blinkey501 » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:48 pm

I think you have some shit in your eye there squid :smt104
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#3 Post by fatboy » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:56 pm

Is that image legal ?
Cleverly disguised as an adult !

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#4 Post by randomsquid » Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:04 pm

I wouldn't consider myself an expert but that appears to have too many holes. :smt017
Where ever I lay my hat.....

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#5 Post by Willopotomas » Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:58 am

I really wish I didn't click that. :smt078
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#6 Post by Cathcart » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:53 pm

Hahaha! :smt078 :smt078
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#7 Post by k1w1boy » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:25 pm

...ew.

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#8 Post by nicketynoo » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:40 pm

lucky bstard! those balls are resting on his top teeth so I know where his cock is! :smt007

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#9 Post by slickliner6 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:32 pm

nicketynoo wrote:lucky bstard! those balls are resting on his top teeth so I know where his cock is! :smt007

and you call him a lucky bstard ????

if i had a cock in my mouth i wouldnt consider it to be lucky !!!(wether its my own or not) :smt009 :smt009
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#10 Post by HowardQ » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:17 pm

Willopotomas wrote:I really wish I didn't click that. :smt078
I'm with Will on this one!
:smt009
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