Why is Christmas compulsary ?

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Why is Christmas compulsary ?

#1 Post by fatboy » Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:02 pm

Im not being bah humbug but I can take or leave Christmas,most times I'd rather leave it.
Im not religous,since splitting up with the Witch there is no kid connection,I hate shopping,turkey,christmas cake.
My best bestest mate ( bless her polycotton socks ) insists I wrap tinsel round my dogs neck and indulge in the ho ho ho stuff.
I just dont get it, I fail to be infected by the whole thing.
Work wise ( domestic recycling collections ) the next 8/10 weeks will be hell for me
At least I get two days off work,but have to work the weekend to catch up,
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#2 Post by Willopotomas » Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:38 pm

I'm with you on that mate. Never been a fan, even when I was a kid. People said my attitude would change one I had kids of me own. Oh how wrong they were! :smt014
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#3 Post by randomsquid » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:05 pm

We buy presents for the under 16 year olds in the family but otherwise I completely ignore christmas.
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#4 Post by Gio » Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:25 am

I was never aware that Christmas was compulsory, I enjoy it though. :smt003
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#5 Post by fatboy » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:00 pm

By compulsary I mean its impossible not to get caught up in the chaos, try finding anything usefull in a supermarket after 3pm on Christmas eve.
I will get asked What are you doing for Christmas ? so many times by joe public when Im working, its hard not to reply Same as last year,clearing up after you lot
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#6 Post by Willopotomas » Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:35 pm

fatboy wrote:I will get asked What are you doing for Christmas?
This shit started weeks ago. Boils my piss. What am I doing for Christmas? A-Class fuck all, and less than that if I can get away with it. That is of course unless bike parts start to come back.. Then I shall be in the garage. :smt003
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#7 Post by BikerGran » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:12 pm

I appreciate christmas cos my girls always try to get together. Apart from that I think it's all been spoiled by extreme commercialisation, and the fact that it now starts in October and goes on till god knows when - then Easter starts on Boxing Day!

When I was younger it was just one day, and it WAS special, not just for presents but because we had things to eat and drink that we didn't get the rest of the year - not too much to eat and drink, just different stuff!

Treats were - chocolate biscuits, fizzy pop, tangerines, Chicken for dinner! There are no treats any more cos we all eat everything whenever we want it (well I can't afford lobster even at Christmas!)
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#8 Post by flatlander » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:19 pm

best christmas I had in years I went to help out at a local church one year with meals and deliveries and genuinely had a good time
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#9 Post by randomsquid » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:06 am

I used to get a bag of nuts every year.
When I got my first weeks wages I bought some bolts.
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#10 Post by D-Rider » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:44 am

randomsquid wrote:I used to get a bag of nuts every year.
Happy Christmas - here is your Festive Scrotum .............
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#11 Post by Kwackerz » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:49 pm

Best Christmas Ive had since I was a kid was in afghan. No mindless crap in shops months early, no tv mindless crap.. etc etc just the day itself, a small celebration with the padre making merry singing carols and a few little pressies. No commercialism, just.. well.. Christmas. and some camels.. and sand.. and weapon cleaning at 10am.
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#12 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:38 pm

and the odd potshot at camel jockeys in the PM before tiffin?


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#13 Post by randomsquid » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:42 pm

D-Rider wrote:
randomsquid wrote:I used to get a bag of nuts every year.
Happy Christmas - here is your Festive Scrotum .............
Didn't know Pete had been invited.
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#14 Post by Nooj » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:32 pm

Christ-mas?? Don't get me started! :smt013
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#15 Post by fatboy » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:39 pm

Flatlander, thats cool, thats christmas spirit.
No effing money involved, just good will and kindness, good on ya !
Wish more folk could think along those lines :smt006

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