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#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:55 pm

Please consider the following

I splashed the cash and bought a goose feather down or what ever duvet

It's lovely :)

So we get in bed and I remarked that I must look up the cleaning instructions as it could not be washed

"Can't we clean it in the oven?"

Apparently geese have feathers, as do turkeys.... Turkeys are cooked in the oven so therefore....

Yet again words fail me ......


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#2 Post by Falcopops » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:46 am

:smt009
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#3 Post by slickliner6 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:48 am

no no no no no no NO :smt009 :smt009 :smt009 :smt009


PMSL

that is another priceless one.. :smt005 :smt005
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#4 Post by Kwackerz » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:52 am

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 brilliant
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#5 Post by D-Rider » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:54 am

Sounds like Christmas dinner in your house will be fun ... you'll all be spitting feathers if the plan is to chuck an un-plucked turkey in the oven.

In the meantime, best try to keep the duvet clean ... just hope your incontinence issue has improved ...........
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#6 Post by slickliner6 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:49 am

D-Rider wrote:Sounds like Christmas dinner in your house will be fun ... you'll all be spitting feathers if the plan is to chuck an un-plucked turkey in the oven.

In the meantime, best try to keep the duvet clean ... just hope your incontinence issue has improved ...........


lets just hope you dont get DUVET for xmas lunch.pmsl
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we were so poor when i was growing up.Dad said "its a good job i was born a boy,at least id have something to play with" ;-)
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#7 Post by fatboy » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:19 pm

That's a classic. :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#8 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:04 am

For god's sakes don't go posh and start having Hummus on the table ( Hannah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus)

or it might get all horribly confusing...


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#9 Post by Gio » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:06 am

Aladinsaneuk wrote:Please consider the following

I splashed the cash and bought a goose feather down or what ever duvet

It's lovely :)

So we get in bed and I remarked that I must look up the cleaning instructions as it could not be washed

"Can't we clean it in the oven?"

Apparently geese have feathers, as do turkeys.... Turkeys are cooked in the oven so therefore....

Yet again words fail me ......
I'd like to know what chef/cook puts a fully clothed turkey in the oven :smt003
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#10 Post by fatboy » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:26 pm

On a similar theme,when Im collecting the recycling, a large number of people put thier aluminiun foil with the newspaper....

So are they going to wrap the turkey in a copy of The Sun ?
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#11 Post by flatlander » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:56 pm

Depends on whether they prefer breasts :smt003
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