Well it made me laugh

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#1 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:58 am

Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and wanking in front of his tractor.

Mick says " Fecking hell Paddy what in the bejeeesus are you doin?"

Paddy says " Well me and Mary havnt been getting on in the bedroom so we went to one of those therapists.. She suggested i do something sexy to attractor !"

fatboy · #2 Post by **fatboy** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:29 pm

Gio · #3 Post by **Gio** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:13 am

#4 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:10 am

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.They were called 'Bomb Jovi'. They were brilliant.

Their last song, 'Living on a Prayer Mat', almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on dvd,I was interested so I asked him, Can you burn me a copy?

...Well that was when the trouble started.

Gio · #5 Post by **Gio** » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:47 am

I like that

HowardQ · #6 Post by **HowardQ** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:29 pm

TWICE!

Aladinsaneuk · #7 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:43 pm

Stolen......

#8 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:47 pm

D-Rider · #9 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:11 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:Stolen......

Yum Yum

randomsquid · #10 Post by **randomsquid** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:29 pm

Why the picture of a mouldy fruit cake

MartDude · #11 Post by **MartDude** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:56 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:Stolen......
Yum Yum

Never enough marzipan.

Just finished the last of our Aldi one

D-Rider · #12 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:12 pm

Yes I finished our Aldi one yesterday - great value at 99p (reduced after Christmas)