A young girl is about to get married and approaches her mother for some advice:
"Mum, you and dad have been married happily for years, and I wanted some advice ..."
The mother puts down her knitting and looks a little sheepish
"Well dear, when you are married and sleeping with your husband, then when you are in bed"
The daughter interrupts
"Mum - I know how to fuck, but can I have your recipe for shepherds pie?"
Pre marriage advice
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