"I want to live forever" I said.
"sorry" said the fairy "I am not allowed to grant that particular wish" ....
"fine" I said "I want to die when Leeds win the Premier League"
...... "ooooooh you crafty sod!" said the fairy.
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flatlander
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fairies
met a fairy today who granted me one wish...
"I want to live forever" I said.
"sorry" said the fairy "I am not allowed to grant that particular wish" ....
"fine" I said "I want to die when Leeds win the Premier League"
...... "ooooooh you crafty sod!" said the fairy.
"I want to live forever" I said.
"sorry" said the fairy "I am not allowed to grant that particular wish" ....
"fine" I said "I want to die when Leeds win the Premier League"
...... "ooooooh you crafty sod!" said the fairy.
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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flatlander
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hey I am a regular messi me
well Im regularlly in a mess and if you rearrnge that ...youll have letyters left over :)
well Im regularlly in a mess and if you rearrnge that ...youll have letyters left over :)
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock