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Coming soon to a mobile phone near you (probably).

#1 Post by mangocrazy » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:08 pm

Our records indicate that you were once felt up by Jimmy Saville and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. Just reply "how's about that then" to register or to opt out just text "stop Jimmy stop". Register before the end of the month and get a free "Lawyers 4 U fixed it for me" medal.

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#2 Post by HowardQ » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:16 pm

Nice one Graham!

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#3 Post by Gio » Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:31 am

Received on mine a few days ago


The BBC made Jimmy Saville wear all that jewellery so kids would hear him coming , the same way you'd put a bell on a cat
I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"

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#4 Post by D-Rider » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:54 am

Is that a cigar in your pocket Jimmy or are you just pleased to see me?


.... and there seems to be another in your other pocket ..............
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