How do you milk sheep?

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How do you milk sheep?

#1 Post by D-Rider » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:13 am

Q. How do you milk sheep?




A. Release a new iPhone.
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
-- Albert Einstein

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#2 Post by MartDude » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:22 am

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#3 Post by randomsquid » Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:16 pm

Chortle. :smt003
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#4 Post by fatboy » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:06 pm

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#5 Post by slickliner6 » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:10 pm

BBBAAAAAAAAAAAA :smt046
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we were so poor when i was growing up.Dad said "its a good job i was born a boy,at least id have something to play with" ;-)

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#6 Post by Willopotomas » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:56 pm

Fact is usually funnier than fiction. :smt003
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