Fairies..... stolen joke

[fatboy]

A little old lady lives in a little old shack, with mice, mould,leaks and draughts. She is about to go to bed on a stormy night when she hears tap tap tap from the window shutter...
She opens the window to find a tiny winged fairy hanging on for her life in the storm so she brings the fairy in and places her by the fire.
The fairy says You have saved my life, I couldnt have held on for any longer. I will reward your kindness with 3 wishes.
The old lady says The first wish is easy, look at the shit state of this place....
WHOOSH
Suddenly marble and chanaliers everywhere !
And your second wish ?
Iwish I was young and beautiful..
WHOOSH
Instant blonde beauty !
And your third wish ?
I wish I had someone to share this with.
The fairy looks around,sees the mangey old male cat, clicks her fingers....
WHOOSH
The cat has been transformed into a muscular, dark haired, dark eyed handsome young stud, who rushes forward,embraces her, nuzzles into her ear and whispers
Bet you wish you never took me to the vet now !