Im writing my own novel to rival 50 shades.....
We both knew the time was right, she broke from our kiss, breathless, reached round to undo the buttons of her dress. She was now naked, I reached down, beyond the smoothness of her taut belly, down further,between her legs to find she was wetter than a spastics chin
Wrong wrong 50 shades type joke
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Wrong wrong 50 shades type joke
Cleverly disguised as an adult !