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Samray
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by Samray » Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:17 pm
The government today announced that it is changing its symbol to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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MartDude
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by MartDude » Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:23 pm
Spot on!
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:11 pm
too bloody true
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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davebms
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by davebms » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:06 pm
hmmm... sort of sums it all up !!
dave h
red and black v twin
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:07 pm
And only to be used in a supine position
Think on it - we all know they can only fuck up
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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flatlander
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by flatlander » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:14 pm
Or as one of my preferred sayings goes
I'd prefer it if you kissed me before you screwed me
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
