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Falcoholic · #16 Post by **Falcoholic** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:16 pm

I have an extremely delightful lady who erm "does" for me.

No mess in my bachelor pad.

Falcopops · #17 Post by **Falcopops** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:29 pm

Falcoholic wrote:No mess in my bachelor pad.

Very glad to hear it mate, that is a medical term isn't it?

D-Rider · #18 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:32 pm

Medical term used for casualties from the Blue Oyster Bar ......

Falcopops · #19 Post by **Falcopops** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:50 pm

This thread did prompt me to clean the floors last night, tiled floors are so easy and such fun.

1 - quick sweep around then sweep crap out open door
2 - have a beer
3 - find mop
4 - look for mop handle
5 - take handle off broom
6 - put handle back on broom as it doesn't fit the mop
7 - have a beer
8 - find bucket in garage and get distracted by swingarm job
9 - mix some filler and fill a bit more on swingarm
10 - have a beer
11 - Check in cupboard in garage for mop handle and find more beer thant I thought I had, bonus
12 - try one of those beers
13 - find a box of bits I've been looking for and start buggering about with some solar cells
14 - have a cold beer as the last one was way hot
15 - spot bucket and remember why I'm in the garage
16 - fill bucket with hot soapy water and start cleaning floor with mop head
17 - discover that wringing out the mop head with scalding water, without a handle or proper mop bucket thing is a pain in the arse
18 - have a beer while thinking about the problem
19 - give up on a solution and slop a load of water on the tiles and move it about with the mop
20 - notice how slippy the floor is getting
21 - invent a new way of getting to the fridge for beer called the Bambi on ice shuffle
22 - wrap a towel round the broom and dry floor
23 - celebrate with a beer.

Job well done I must say and only took about 4 hours.

Tomorrow I may tackle hoovering the bedrooms, although I'm not sure my liver is up to it!

Willopotomas · #20 Post by **Willopotomas** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:54 pm

#21.. awesome!

HowardQ · #21 Post by **HowardQ** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:54 pm

Nice reply Dale!

Intrigued by 17 though!

17 - discover that wringing out the mop head with scalding water, without a handle or proper mop bucket thing is a pain in the arse

If you don't have a bucket bucket, there has to be a better place to ring it out than up your A***.
Could even try the sink.

Then again just going straight to 23 will always be the favourite.