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#16 Post by Falcoholic » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:04 am

Thanks folks.

Who's a cheeky Monkey then? Keeky Chunt!! :smt002

Pops, if I get 30 this year but I'll be happy if I can get 34 which will take me to 50. Not just ticking them off tho which a lot of people do. I'm up there for enjoyment, views, exercise and fresh air. Fortunately where I live there's a hell of a load of mountains within a day's travel. By that I mean early rise, travel up, climb and get back down before dark. But I'm planning going a bit further afield this year, hence the big tourer for two up, walking and camping gear. I have loads of photos from last years walks/climbs if anyone is interested in em.
Oh and Pops...you've either got it or you haven't
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Howard, before the Falco I had a ZX9R C2 which was mental. I thought I was too until I buried it in the side of a Jewsons Hiab lorry. Not discounted one tho and they can be had reasonably cheap. Problem is my girlfriend has long legs and I'm looking for something a little less "perched"

I'll let ya know what I end up with, tho it really depends on continuity of work.
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#17 Post by HowardQ » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:07 pm

Longs legs aren't everything you know, you could always look for a shorter girlfriend with shorter legs and bigger boobs!
Then get a 9R and simply try to avoid Jewson trucks! :smt003
I'll shut up at that before BG and Ligloo come after me! (it was only a joke, honest!).
Enjoy the climbs, and I for one would love to see some photos!
As I said earlier, keep in touch occasionally regardless.
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#18 Post by Falcoholic » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:31 pm

HowardQ wrote:Longs legs aren't everything you know, you could always look for a shorter girlfriend with shorter legs and bigger boobs!
Tried the shorter model, younger too (20 years) but that ended up a similar train wreck to my poor old 9R.

So I traded that model for an improved vintage, longer legs, bigger boobs, better attitude and far more agreeable version which I won't be trading in anytime in the near future.

I'll settle for the bigger bike ta. :smt003
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#19 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:16 pm

well, hanna has the earwarmers - sorry legs... and currently she has the boobs.....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#20 Post by MartDude » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:18 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:well, hanna has the earwarmers - sorry legs... and currently she has the boobs.....
You pimping?
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#21 Post by HowardQ » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:26 pm

You got it absolutely right Andy, whatever we sometimes say, we can't live without 'em, and would never want to.
Just to make this clear, women that is, not bikes.
Didn't get it right first time myself, but made sure I did when I found the right one!
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#22 Post by Falcopops » Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:21 pm

My favourite quote (and I don't know who to credit it to) is "Women, can't live with 'em, can't f**kin' kill 'em"

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#23 Post by Jadaris » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:06 am

MartDude wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:well, hanna has the earwarmers - sorry legs... and currently she has the boobs.....
You pimping?
Am I going to have to start another tally chart regarding slaps?

Oh and apparently as well as having legs and boobs I currently resemble Björk on acid..... Thanks hunni lyt :smt016

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#24 Post by D-Rider » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:11 am

Jadaris wrote:
MartDude wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:well, hanna has the earwarmers - sorry legs... and currently she has the boobs.....
You pimping?
Am I going to have to start another tally chart regarding slaps?

Oh and apparently as well as having legs and boobs I currently resemble Björk on acid..... Thanks hunni lyt :smt016
.... that said, you are clearly proud of your newly amplified boobiness as you informed me of this the other week while we were conversing.
I didn't know where to look - despite being several counties away.

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#25 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:49 am

At the web cam Andy - you know she charges by the minute....

And last night was bad bjork with bunches....


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#26 Post by Jadaris » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:17 am

Oh yes I must say I'm very proud, I was most confused when I realised how much weight I'd put on with this tinker but I have to say I reckon most of it is in the boobage department and before his royal highness butts in no my bum is no bigger as I can still fit in my leathers....I just can't do them up :smt009

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#27 Post by D-Rider » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:56 am

Jadaris wrote: I can still fit in my leathers....I just can't do them up :smt009
This is because you didn't splash out on a set made from kangaroo hide .... they would have had a pouch at the front for your "joey"


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#28 Post by Willopotomas » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:34 pm

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#29 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:26 pm

damn - no wideangle lens


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#30 Post by Jadaris » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:59 pm

Yeah would need a huge screen to fit my new found bazukkas in, as for the belly...I look like Pete ie I appear to have developed a beer belly

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