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who else has these problems?

Found their leathers have shrunk in the wash
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57%
that creme eggs - at least three a day, may make your knickers tight....
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29%
that wearing a G String makes your lover think of a big Mac
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14%
 
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#16 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:28 pm

ooooo

sticks and stones, may break my bones.......








































but whips and chains excite me :smt003


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#17 Post by D-Rider » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:56 pm

Jadaris wrote:
D-Rider wrote:She'll have dismembered you and buried you long before you can strike a light.

You knew you took a risk with the poll .... I do apologise if my comments have increased your predicament ....
Increased his predicament.... oh Andy what about yours! Verbal slap on the way for you :smt002

And sorry to dissappoint but there will be no dismembering but a fair amount of slaps being given, I'm now on my way over to punish him! :smt003
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#18 Post by Samray » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:06 pm

I could have done with your help the other week Andy, digging some footings. :smt003
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#19 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:10 pm

i will draw her attention to this last post andy... it may save me some slaps


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#20 Post by D-Rider » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:54 pm

Samray wrote:I could have done with your help the other week Andy, digging some footings. :smt003
Actually, Sam, I have been digging some footings recently !
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#21 Post by Willopotomas » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:55 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:that wearing a G String makes your lover think of a big Mac
That's my vote.. But I think that's more an all year round thing.. Not just after a winter break! :smt003
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#22 Post by Jadaris » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:16 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:ooooo

sticks and stones, may break my bones.......

but whips and chains excite me :smt003
You weren't meant to enjoy it!!! dam he seems to like everything I try on him :smt005
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#23 Post by Firestarter » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:02 am

Jadaris wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:ooooo

sticks and stones, may break my bones.......

but whips and chains excite me :smt003
You weren't meant to enjoy it!!! dam he seems to like everything I try on him :smt005
There's your answer then, do nothing. See how long he likes that... :smt002
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#24 Post by Jadaris » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:02 pm

Firestarter wrote:
Jadaris wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:ooooo

sticks and stones, may break my bones.......

but whips and chains excite me :smt003
You weren't meant to enjoy it!!! dam he seems to like everything I try on him :smt005
There's your answer then, do nothing. See how long he likes that... :smt002
Then where's my enjoyment? Think doing nothing would drive me more insane.... :smt002
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