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D-Rider · #16 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:10 am

Didn't say I hadn't seen better ......

Aladinsaneuk · #17 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:56 am

wandered into the male changing room at work last night and one of our new staff had made a mistake and was changing

My wife asked why I was still smiling when I got in

"taut skin darling, Taut skin"

not often that an old 40 something gets an eyeful of a 20 something in a thong :)

D-Rider · #18 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:22 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:wandered into the male changing room at work last night and one of our new staff had made a mistake and was changing

My wife asked why I was still smiling when I got in

"taut skin darling, Taut skin"

not often that an old 40 something gets an eyeful of a 20 something in a thong :)

This thread is useless without pictures ..................

Fausto · #19 Post by **Fausto** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:32 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:wandered into the male changing room at work last night and one of our new staff had made a mistake and was changing

My wife asked why I was still smiling when I got in

"taut skin darling, Taut skin"

not often that an old 40 something gets an eyeful of a 20 something in a thong :)

The MALE changing room ????

D-Rider · #20 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:44 pm

Fausto wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:wandered into the male changing room at work last night and one of our new staff had made a mistake and was changing

My wife asked why I was still smiling when I got in

"taut skin darling, Taut skin"

not often that an old 40 something gets an eyeful of a 20 something in a thong :)
The MALE changing room ????

Think the clue is in the:

one of our new staff had made a mistake and was changing

for which, I'm presuming:

new staff = female - fit nursey type
mistake = she selected the male changing room as frequented by Pete "peeping tom" Dean

Aladinsaneuk · #21 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:28 pm

I told her it was ok. She can trust me I am a nurse!

Fausto · #22 Post by **Fausto** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:50 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Fausto wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:wandered into the male changing room at work last night and one of our new staff had made a mistake and was changing

My wife asked why I was still smiling when I got in

"taut skin darling, Taut skin"

not often that an old 40 something gets an eyeful of a 20 something in a thong :)
The MALE changing room ????
Think the clue is in the:
one of our new staff had made a mistake and was changing
for which, I'm presuming:
new staff = female - fit nursey type
mistake = she selected the male changing room as frequented by Pete "peeping tom" Dean

Well I must say I read it slightly differently but it's all starting to look a bit less dodgy now

Aladinsaneuk · #23 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:25 pm

:)

almost as good as when one of my staff got her numbers wrong on her mobile

was trying to send her boyfriend a very interesting set of pictures by mms

she got the wrong boss it seems

very nice - and she was always well behaved after that tiny faux pas

people never did work out why I called her "wilkinson sword" in hand over....

HowardQ · #24 Post by **HowardQ** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:03 am

I love following threads like this -

Started with a Kreiga Tailpack,

moved on to a trip to Callander and Dukes Pass,

then it was the merits of Helen Mirren, (mature crumpet!),

moved on to a 20 something babe in just a thong in a male changing room.

Then it was pictures of shaved P***y

For tonight's quiz question, can anybody spot the links here ???

Samray · #25 Post by **Samray** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:10 am

D-Rider · #26 Post by **D-Rider** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:24 am

mmmmm nice tailpack !

Aladinsaneuk wrote::)

almost as good as when one of my staff got her numbers wrong on her mobile

was trying to send her boyfriend a very interesting set of pictures by mms

she got the wrong boss it seems

very nice - and she was always well behaved after that tiny faux pas

people never did work out why I called her "wilkinson sword" in hand over....

We've had a good few at work too

I guess most of you will remember that classic line from the film "Porkys" .... well I never really expected to hear it in real life but at work we do actually have someone called Michael Hunt - Mike to his friends. One of the receptionists took a call for him and nobody knew where he was in the building .... so she used the tannoy - unwittingly repeating the immortal line "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt" .... yes it really happened and is still talked about - probably 10 yrs after it happened.

Another time was when an email was sent round telling people what to do with the milk bottles in the canteen. This email was sent by one of the admin staff who was going out with one of the sales staff. He replied to her "I know what I'd like to do with your milk containers" .... but, unfortunately for him, clicked "reply to all" .... copying everybody from most junior admin to the MD !
That was a laugh.

and my last work-related example was when I was at a conference in Germany and some German guy emphatically telling the meeting that the maps for the next generation of navigation systems would not be stored on DVDs but on Hard Dicks .....

EdinburghFalco · #27 Post by **EdinburghFalco** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:20 am

We do seem to have excelled ourselves on this post! Good job Freud can't read it!
While we are off the subject when I was a cop in Paisley one of the other plods in the control room thought it would be fun to write obscene messages about the Chief Superintendent's wife on the PNC screen. He then went to the loo, an emergency happened and someone hit the send key on the PNC and the said lewd messages spewed out of every printer in every police station in Scotland!
The next day he was pounding the beat in Barrhead (Strathclyde Police's version of the Eastern Front) and despite being marked out as a high flyer eventually from what I hear retired as a beat cop!

exupmonkey · #28 Post by **exupmonkey** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:02 pm

EdinburghFalco wrote:We do seem to have excelled ourselves on this post! Good job Freud can't read it!
While we are off the subject when I was a cop in Paisley one of the other plods in the control room thought it would be fun to write obscene messages about the Chief Superintendent's wife on the PNC screen. He then went to the loo, an emergency happened and someone hit the send key on the PNC and the said lewd messages spewed out of every printer in every police station in Scotland!
The next day he was pounding the beat in Barrhead (Strathclyde Police's version of the Eastern Front) and despite being marked out as a high flyer eventually from what I hear retired as a beat cop!

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Off topic again but....when did you chuck it mate? 4 years left for me, Clydebank, Drumchapel, Partick and Dumbarton are the celubrious areas I worked...ever worked any of them, you never know we may have met!

D-Rider · #29 Post by **D-Rider** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:31 am

LOL - the Falco - bike of choice of the Scottish plod !

EdinburghFalco · #30 Post by **EdinburghFalco** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:27 am

I spent 4 years 1986-1990 in K-Division mainly Paisley before a career change.